A soldier was off in the war. He had been there quite sometime with out any kind of female "company" One day he goes up to his sargent and says,
"Sarg. I'm horny."
The sargent says "Son, we all use that camel over there."
"Eh! no" so the soldier goes back to his duties with nothing resolved. About a week later he goes up to his sargent and says,
"Sarg. I'm horny!"
Again his sargent says "Son, we all use that camel over there."
"Oh Hell no." Again the soldier goes back to his duties, nothing is resolved.
Until one night, about a month after that, with the sargents words in mind, the soldier goes outside with a foot stool.
Upon hearing some strange noises the sargent comes out of his tent to see the soldure doing it to the cammel.
"Good lord! Son, what are you doing?"
"What? I thought you said you all used this camel."
"Yeah, I meant we use it to go into town and pick up a hooker."
Um...yeah I can't tell it very well.